Time-Stopper

You've ALWAYS wondered how to stop time, haven't you? Well now there's a solution. That's right! I have found the solution of how to stop time.

Buy one of these: 

 

Sure, they're not very stylish, and they are very rare for purchasing, but I promise you that if you turn that siren on, you will be treated like a god on the street. Everyone will stop where they are (pulled over, of course!) and think "Oh my, I hope everyone is okay. There is an emergency!"

Alright, so this is just a comical twist-off of an interesting point, but my latest blogs have been too serious lately. I just noticed it when I was driving home from school... there is always this moment of silence when you let an ambulance pass you.

Except, of course, the siren which basically deafens you so you continue to have that moment of silence for several more moments.